You’re just like a camera because every time I see you, I smile Can I be your 90 degree angle? I want to be just right for you! Do you want to get some soup? Because I’m ready to spoon Your hotness is sweating out the devil in me You’re the reason for the sparkle in my eye Girl are you made of Potassium? Cause you make me go bananas Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I’m not that cute but man look at you! Are you a planet? Because you look like a heavenly body You’re just like Netflix because I can watch you for hours Are your pants on sale? Because they will be 100% off in no time I look at you the way I look at chocolate cake Are you a banana? Cause I think you’re a-peel-ing I’m not exactly drunk but I am completely intoxicated by you I’m not much of a hoarder but I’d keep you forever Is your father a florist? Because you have made my life rosy If we were cats, I would spend all my 9 lives with you I’m a skilled thief and I am here to steal your heart I think I dropped my jaw when you walked into the room Your eyes are so beautiful you made me forget my pick-up line
Are you a German? Because I’m ready to be Ger-Man! Are you my phone? Because I’ve been staring at you too much Don’t your feet hurt after running through my mind all day? Can you lend me a sweet kiss? I swear to give it back Call me Rick Astley because I’ll never give you up and never let you down
If you were a pair of Nike sneakers, I would be in and outta you all day I’ll be back in a moment, my mom told me to call her when I’d found the woman of my dreams You might be suffering from lack of vitamin me “What do you think of love at first swipe?” You’re so electric, you have completely stunned me If you like water, you already like 70% of me Did we take a class together in high school? Cause I can feel some Chemistry here Hi, are you Jamaican? Coz ja-makin-me-crazy!
#DIRTY PICK UP LINES TO SAY TO A GUY LICENSE#
I’m afraid you’ll lose your license because you have driven me crazy Babe, are you an artist? Cause you are drawing my attention! Is there an airport around here? Because my heart is set to take off Can you point me in the direction of your bedroom? What would it take for you to drunk dial me? If being in love was illegal, would you be my partner in crime? No matter which way the coin-toss goes, I’ll give you head or tail My week has been really off but being with you has turned me on You seem like the Queen of hearts here to trump my hand Is your name Coca-Cola? Cause you seem Soda-licious I took a photography course once and I really can picture us together Your shirt looks like it’s girlfriend material Do you have a map? Because I’m lost in your eyes My life without you is like a broken pencil – simply pointless Do you have a few minutes for me to completely charm you? If looks could kill, you’d be an atom bomb Is your name Wifi? Because I can really feel a connection here You are so hot but I still want to put you in my mouth Baby, I’m the Ronaldo of lovers, you’ll see Hey girl, are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are so CuTe Girl you will satisfy all my cravings! You are one hell of a snack If you and I were socks we’d make a great pair Is heaven your quarantine zone? Because you look like an angel Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be
#DIRTY PICK UP LINES TO SAY TO A GUY .EXE#
Hey girl, are you made from Selenium and Xenon? Cuz u look SeXe I may not be Christian but I’ll still get on my knees for you Are you a keyboard? Because you are totally my type! Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine? “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple” Is your name Plank? Cause every minute with you feels like a lifetime
“Would you grab my arm? So I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel” If I had a penny for every time you entered my mind I’d have only one. Do you play soccer? Because I think I’m gonna score tonight Do you work with bees? Because you are definitely a keeper If I can rearrange the alphabets, I’ll put U and I together Hey, are you a Marvel villain? Because you are an abomination If he did he would say the earth revolves around you Girl, it’s a miracle that Galileo never found you. You should have been my hottest single this week
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